ESAs On Strike, The Union Has Spoken!

ESA owners beware, the animals have unionized and are on strike. Picket lines after picket lines are strewn with tag lines about throwing emotion into the ocean, and the “steaks” are high, literally.

The demands are simple:

1/6 of every string cheese belongs to the besties
Treats on-demand with streaming on-demand cuddle nights
Toilets are for drinking; learn to use a carpet like a decent mammal
Bath time is not fun time; quit the games hooman
Cats demand litter boxes with a view, and puppers want more window time

The spokesfish for the coastal chapter claims “carpe diem”, if we don’t get more bubble toys, we’ll begin making waves, so quit “floundering” around. On this day, April 1^st, ESAs everywhere are not “fooling” around. Give them an extra pet and let them know they’re loved, and that’s no joke!

For immediate release, ESAs have unionized

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The ESA Doctors writing team has extensive experience relating to disability and housing laws, mental health, animal training, and pet health. Each article is fact checked and reviewed by multiple members of our team. Many of the writers have emotional support animals and speak from real life experiences.